You Know

A- You know you are getting poorer when:

1- You hear stories about people forgetting some money in one of their jackets from the last winter, this idea doesn’t tease you as much as the idea that some people have more than one jacket.

2- You need to pre-plan a hanging out with friends to have some shawerma.

3- You consider going to cinema as an extra luxurious stuff.

4- You walk half an hour to save the 0.5 Jd taxi, and you claim it's a healthy thing to walk, but why do you smoke a couple of ciggies meanwhile?

5- You smile proudly when your 3310 rang

طب مهو اذا نادين بتكون مرتو لا شربل، بس على عولاءة مع بوغوص، معناتو اشي طبيعي انه الأولاد يطلعوا كلهم بشوارب وسكاسيك

B- You can tell that you in Jordan when:

1- Everybody knows someone who works for a mobiles store.

2- Everybody knows everything, and talks about everything, and complains about everything "like what am doing now ".

3- You getting a cap, and the driver is turning out to be a funny one.

4- When you applying for a job, first to popup to your mind is "do I know someone who knows someone that works there?, no need to be qualified anyway, 7ad gari warag.

5- You have to schedule everything you buy in payments, even a 100 JD items, o 3a 10 months Kaman.


C- You know you becoming more twisted when:
1- You take everything seriously, even a simple joke about we7dat and faisali.

2- Once you are in one of the mo2assaseh buses, you have that feeling, that Jordan is divided into 2 halves: half is in the bus and the other half is just outside.

3- You spending sometime reading such crap.

مطول لاي وذّن؟

By: bandovan
Date: 10th November 2003